hey buddie listen up. this is smegmor and this is the Official smegmor Website. okay? pls take a look around at all the Cool Stuff. click on some things. Browse. surf the net. maybe even googel.

if u look below there are wicked sick links to clicc on:

Smegmor Shopping Network (SSN)

QVC? ..trash. walmart? ...bad. am'azon? ....illegal. Ebay... even badder. the only place u should be spending ur money is at the smegmor shopping network here you can buy the latest semgmor mercahndise. give smegmor your SSN

DIY healthy Jenkem recipes

jenkem not bad 4 you.. jenkem good. unfortunately this section is under construcction com back later. Legalize jenk.

whom is The smegmor?? what is smegmor? so many questions..... so little time.

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