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• issue 2 is finally here. pick up a copy today ❗💥


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SMEGMOR ISSUE 2 AVAILABLE NOW

The smegmaniacal sequel you've all been waiting for. This story picks up right where the last issue left off. In this chapter, follow Smegmor as he continues to track down the whereabouts of the mysterious jenkem bandit while leaving a wake of destruction and carnage in his path. However, this quest may prove too difficult for the little green subterranean freak to accomplish on his own... this time around, Smegmor might just need some help when things get tough.

Featuring an exclusive mystery celebrity guest.

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Smegmor is a strange goblin-like creature living deep within the dank, putrid depths of the New Jersey sewer system. Along with his sidekick, Chode, he languishes through a miserable existence of harvesting and selling jenkem in order to sustain his meager diet of junk food. What will Smegmor do when his stash of fresh jenkem goes missing? Could it have disappeared as the result of his own folly? Or are darker forces at work? SMEGMOR compels the reader to carefully examine the truth to our own reality - to make the decision between what we choose to perceive and what really exists in front of us. (or not, I could just be bullshitting you.)

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