IMPORTANT
TOP SECRETE
ACCESSING SHITPUTER...
MEAT MATRIX ENGAGED...
POOP PC BOOTING...
CHOAD LOADING...
PEANUS INITIATED.
SYSTEMS ONLINE.
Located here are TOP SECRET biographies detailing all classified info on the being known as SMEGMOR.
SMEGMOR
Greasy subterranean being of pure filth. Fueled by Mountain Dew, cheeseburgers, raw sewage, etc. etc.
POWER LEVEL: LOW
HEALTH: LOL
ARMOR CLASS: NONE
INTELLIGENCE: FUCKIN STUPID
STRENGTH: F
FUCKS GIVEN: 0
SIZE: LARGE. BUT SHORT.
SKULLET LEVELS: 100
STENCH: UNBEARABLE
SHIT LEVELS: STABLE
CHODE
Wider than it is long. Symbiotically (or parasitically) fused to SMEGMOR. Probably evil.
POWER LEVEL: ZERO
HEALTH: PISS POOR
ARMOR CLASS: PUBIS
INTELLIGENCE: D
STRENGTH: -F
FUCKS GIVEN: 0.5
LENGTH: SHORT
NOMINAL WIDTH: LARGE
PEEBIS: YES
