welcome to the Official Smegmor Website™. please bookmark this page, memorize the URL, tattoo it into your stupid flesh, but whatever you do please DO NOT forget this incredibly important website as this is the exclusive #1 spot on The Internet for all things smegmor and smegmor related news.

SMEGMOR LIVES.🥛

• new year, new smeg. 2023 is here and it has been proclaimed the year of the smegmor 🎉


• excess, unsold copies of issue 1 are currently being used as toilet paper. please buy one to save it from a shitty fate. unless you're looking for new wiping material, in which case you can use it for that too 🚽


• issue 2 coming soon... keep your eyes peeled 👀

SMEGMOR ISSUE 1 AVAILABLE NOW

Smegmor is a strange goblin-like creature living deep within the dank, putrid depths of the New Jersey sewer system. Along with his sidekick, Chode, he languishes through a miserable existence of harvesting and selling jenkem in order to sustain his meager diet of junk food. What will Smegmor do when his stash of fresh jenkem goes missing? Could it have disappeared as the result of his own folly? Or are darker forces at work? SMEGMOR compels the reader to carefully examine the truth to our own reality - to make the decision between what we choose to perceive and what really exists in front of us. (or not, I could just be bullshitting you.)give me your money